AMAZING! Time well spent, deep secret

Experiments are crucial for educating any and all.  Occasionally I do this one on weekends.

Set the toilet paper out...to be put on the thingie...never happens NEVER!

wow I have a very important job here!  

These are all college edumaketed!

One in particular has 3 graduate degrees

Just a couple of days ago after a long talk with a dear one in my life

several things were discussed. We talked about our life time together and how after 32 years he still starts sentences like this,

"I dont think I ever told you this..."  

It makes me want to throw up every time he says it. Instantly images that make me very uncomfortable with myself start popping into my sweet little head.  Then he follows with something I know for a fact has been told at least twice! OR...I know he made it up along time ago and now feels it is "true".  

Then I wonder, "Why do I care so freaking much about what goes on in your head? You dont even know what is going on in there!"

NEXT AMAZING DEEP SECRET:  where do the empty containers go?

it's not magic...its the toilet paper fairy!

Many rumors surround the mundane pieces of life.  Most families believe that magically things get done around their homes.  This is where I come in tho...The Toilet Paper Fairy!  Flutters about doing the things NO ONE NOT EVEN THE SMARTEST PEOPLE ON THE EARTH CAN DO...

Our days are spent swooping, swirling scooping all the things misplaced, placed, emptied,or poohed!
It is a life meant for the strongest, the smartest, the smallest, the jump highest! kind of folk!

Most importantly...you must be able to speak sarcastically under your breath, and understand that every one will think MAGIC  has kept their little worlds happy!